Please check-in Folks! A gentleman’s Portier or a fine Lady Valet’s too or fancy seeing you there! Some hotel’s soirée for 1 or a couple! I am The Lady Violet or Sophie for mine Precious’ Diary!
Whilst thou please spare some Shangria (with Asian Berries or Red Wines/White ones) along or an Asian’s 5-stars’dinner for reserving or won’t ye wish to? Tis on ye; & enjoy your stay or please check-out afterwards; Good night; Ladies or Sirs!